They should change the front page to a rip off of the National Enquirer. Hilariously rude yet accurate exposes: "CP Manure Farm: Callers bankrupt themselves, then demand refunds for BS scripted responses." "Stagnant queues: Do mystery readers whose queues never move actually work there, or do the call center reps write fake reviews?" "Fantasy Readers, Unicorns and Rainbows: Blow your money (out your ass) on fairytales that may just come true five minutes before the fictional rapture." "Roman: Reader or some pic stolen from Myspace?"