KEEN Funny Reviews

[Truthfromrosie]

Clairvoyant Jostlyn

10/7/2020  User513074 
I called her about my friend. My friend has a severe fetish impairment that distracts him at all times. He is absolutely addicted to feet. He never shuts up about how much he likes feet. Her advice was to ignore his love of feet, and whenever he talks about sucking toes, me and all his friends should just ignore him. We have tried this on multiple occasions but he keeps talking about his love of big beefy feet. Not sure what to do still.

[HornetKick]

hyogor

12/9/2022  User299828
Advisor doesn’t listen when im asking questions, jumps to conclusions i used half of my money on [t]his loon

[HornetKick]

AWAKEN TO ME

4/7/2023  bbblady41
Just awful if you don’t ask her nothing then she can’t say nothing

12/7/2022  User40444470
Not what I wanted at all did not get any kind of advice. I asked questions and she told me she couldn’t answer them like why.

[HornetKick]

FRANK MICHEL

11/3/2022  User03641643
OMG WHAT A CROCK


9/12/2022   Member48986452
he really didn't help me with much this time and life moves on in limbo


8/3/2022  User32480538
Bland, not intuitive. Sorry guy, but I get more from a 20 minute meditation than I did from you.

   
7/29/2022  Nmw581
he was very kind but nothing psychic did not answer any questions and kept sending me information from links again helpful but not psychic and nothing answered


5/14/2022  User752080
Waste of time and money just beat around the bush with your answers. No clarity again wasn't of time

[HornetKick]

True Will Tarot

12/23/2022  User66308882
Completely and utterly wrong in everything that was said. Don’t waste your time or your money. My cat could do better

[Army]

READER - mel1111


11/10/2022  User37812875 

I asked a question about love and she said a male woukd come into my life. Im a straight male. I like girls.

[HornetKick]

I'm going to try Deborah Mills just because her rates are not overly greedy but I saw this comment from a caller and just thought it was amusing.

User88980215
02/14/2024 - Chat
Last time she said my fiancé would come home and stay and love me. He did come home, but to take his stuff and leave and break off the engagement not to stay and love me like she said. She now says he will be back in February because our souls are connected. Ill be back to update if this is indeed true.

[Mina]

I was thinking of starting a thread reviews of something of this nature. But it’s sadly not so funny on the receiving end, of this user

This one is of “PBB” psychic bright blessing from the week of the Feb 13 2022 (so it is gone, but I did screenshot it) it reads with one star:

Completely opposite has happened to what was predicted. He did contact me but it was not in the way she said. He threatened me with going to the police so he's definitely not feeling like he's done something wrong. We definitely won't be reconciling.

[dragonflyer]

The funniest I saw was somebody complaining that the reader fell asleep and snored during the reading, LOL

[TulipsAndSunflowers]

Stefania Moon reviews:

1 star reviews:
 User24184638
05/04/2024 - CHAT
Very judgemental argued with me the whole timw said i wasnt good enough to be a witch just terrible i want my money back

User63186760
04/20/2024 - CHAT
She was smart and rude don’t recommend

LTL - 5 stars
01/04/2024 - CHAT
I love chatting her I spend mad bread with her but when she says she'll give me minutes I only get like 2 I'll be canceling my account soon but she's an awesome reader but do t sent many mins mine you I've been chatting her since 2015 readings is real mins is not

Hyogor Reviews:

User42339061
12/23/2023 - CHAT
This guy is insane. He kept telling me i need to adopt a kid when i asked him about my poi. He never answered the questions he just kept talking about adoption. This was a weird conversation.

User82983105
10/12/2023 - CHAT
Huge language barrier. i was left so confused on what he was saying. he said that me and my SO are supposed to be together and step parents for a child that isn't mine or his ( how can we be step parents to a kid that isn't ours or adopted by one of us) and that we'd somehow parent an orphan out of the blue when neither of us plan to adopt or have kids with each other. he kept repeating this. and some messages I literally couldn't understand even if I tried. if someone is going to be paid by the minute for information or a reading they should be better versed in the English language. I'd like my $ back. unfair I paid more just to try and understand what he saying. don't recommend

[HornetKick]

This guy: Ron Knows what he is thinking on Keen.
His profile picture is of his muscle and I couldn't understand what the purpose of that was and how it helps anyone. Just effing odd.

https://www.keen.com/psychic-readings/ron-knows-what-he-is-thinking/11330933

He's probably a narcissist. They often put their photos where they shouldn't. I knew one that attached his headshot to his resume, and he wasn't in a field where that would expected, helpful or even appropriate. And he wasn't good looking either.

Probably and he changed from the muscle image and uses a stock photo from online: https://tineye.com/search/c85803f1e303b4739b7c10cc9cea834e813addc3?sort=score&order=desc&page=1

I reversed searched for it.

[Mountaingoat]

Read with hyogor today .. was bored and curious and had free minutes so… and I quickly regretted it

I asked about situation on this one creepy guy who keeps harassing and stalking me since months
If he gets lost and when he knocks it off

And hyogor of course drags out first two minutes by demanding date of birth for both. I don’t know what the stalkers dob is?? wtf?
Then he goes, yeah that man is your soulmate and divine partner and meant to be married in spiritual realm

So this is actually first time I ever cussed out a keen advisor I straight up told him to F off and called him tw4t and ended the chat.
There goes my 3 free minutes I could just let expire but no I had to read with a garbage reader and raise my blood pressure.
So just in case someone’s wondering this advisor is utter trash and lunatic

[th3awakened]

ChatGPT would have even attempted more effort here. Wow.

Read with hyogor today .. was bored and curious and had free minutes so… and I quickly regretted it

I asked about situation on this one creepy guy who keeps harassing and stalking me since months
If he gets lost and when he knocks it off

And hyogor of course drags out first two minutes by demanding date of birth for both. I don’t know what the stalkers dob is?? wtf?
Then he goes, yeah that man is your soulmate and divine partner and meant to be married in spiritual realm

So this is actually first time I ever cussed out a keen advisor I straight up told him to F off and called him tw4t and ended the chat.
There goes my 3 free minutes I could just let expire but no I had to read with a garbage reader and raise my blood pressure.
So just in case someone’s wondering this advisor is utter trash and lunatic

[bazzer]

Keen Review back some years ago-
"Haven't wasted this much money in years. Tonight was the night."
Just stuck with me.