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Metaphysical, Spiritual and Psychic Discussions => Keen.com => Topic started by: Baypark1 on April 06, 2017, 05:49:36 PM
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I was just curious of how some readers give answers. For instance, after reading through my notes, when asked "what do you see with POI and me coming up"? 95% of the time, I've gotten "re-kindling energy or fresh start" also "chance of healing, forgiveness". When they started out "well, I see the feelings are very strong and he loves you" I knew they are pretty much bullcrap.
I wanted to see what others have gotten
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no disrespect @baypark but i wouldnt overthink this one -
there are only so many ways to answer a question - he/she either loves you, or doesnt. there will either be a fresh start or things will continue to happen the way they have been. its kinda like this or that tbh - and honestly for example if we talked to the same reader, the way they talk prob wouldnt be that much different because thats how they talk to clients.
just saying - i wouldnt over think this one and send yourself into thinking its bull. just tryna give you some peace of mind, b/c there are literally only so many ways to answer something since most of the questions we ask are framed like "will it happen or will it not happen"
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no disrespect @baypark but i wouldnt overthink this one -
there are only so many ways to answer a question - he/she either loves you, or doesnt. there will either be a fresh start or things will continue to happen the way they have been. its kinda like this or that tbh - and honestly for example if we talked to the same reader, the way they talk prob wouldnt be that much different because thats how they talk to clients.
just saying - i wouldnt over think this one and send yourself into thinking its bull. just tryna give you some peace of mind, b/c there are literally only so many ways to answer something since most of the questions we ask are framed like "will it happen or will it not happen"
Oh no, I'm not over thinking this. Just curious. When they come out of the gate with "they have deep feelings and loves spending time with you", I feel it's bullcrap. The ones who have been awesome for me, are the ones that off the bat say something like "there's a huge disconnect right now, or he's pissed" or they automatically see a 3rd party. I feel the ones that don't come out of the gate with a stock answer or more likely to be correct.
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Mine have been: purging of old energy, healing childhood pain, clearing ouremotional baggage. Has feelings needs to work on things before he will reach out.
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no disrespect @baypark but i wouldnt overthink this one -
there are only so many ways to answer a question - he/she either loves you, or doesnt. there will either be a fresh start or things will continue to happen the way they have been. its kinda like this or that tbh - and honestly for example if we talked to the same reader, the way they talk prob wouldnt be that much different because thats how they talk to clients.
just saying - i wouldnt over think this one and send yourself into thinking its bull. just tryna give you some peace of mind, b/c there are literally only so many ways to answer something since most of the questions we ask are framed like "will it happen or will it not happen"
Oh no, I'm not over thinking this. Just curious. When they come out of the gate with "they have deep feelings and loves spending time with you", I feel it's bullcrap. The ones who have been awesome for me, are the ones that off the bat say something like "there's a huge disconnect right now, or he's pissed" or they automatically see a 3rd party. I feel the ones that don't come out of the gate with a stock answer or more likely to be correct.
oh oh okay i see what youre saying now!! Sorry - misunderstood lol :) I agree with you there. That def shows accuracy. I also like when the reader sounds a bit perplexed when diving in, it makes me feel like a connection is actually being made. when readers connect too fast - TOTAL bullshit.
Idk if you read about my theory about the more accurate readers being the ones who take day long or week long breaks - I still stand by this as well.
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yes, if i had a penny every time I heard that.
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Mine have been: purging of old energy, healing childhood pain, clearing ouremotional baggage. Has feelings needs to work on things before he will reach out.
I've heard these as well. With POI #2 that was actually with someone all the months I called and was fed bullcrap. However, I WAS talking to some pretty bad readers during that time. I hadn't found this forum yet.
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> I see he wants "new beginnings"
> He's working on himself so he can come back a better man.
> Busy with work
> I see "legal issues"
> His feelings for you scare him
I have forgotten most of the bullshit lines - but these are some of their 'go to' lines.
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I have heard these before many times.
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so many fake psychic on keen I think that 95 percent of all the psychic on Keen are fake and the other can get the present right but always wrong on the prediction.
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> I see he wants "new beginnings"
> He's working on himself so he can come back a better man.
> Busy with work
> I see "legal issues"
> His feelings for you scare him
I have forgotten most of the bullshit lines - but these are some of their 'go to' lines.
Hahahaaa...omg, yes. Those and a few more. I have heard them all.....And NOTHING!
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> His feelings for you scare him
This line is the biggest crock of shit of all! LOL
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Initially when I was reading and I didn't know this forum I read on ZodiacPsychic and it's the biggest load of crap ever!!!!
The reader says- "Oh he loves you so much and can't live without you. He wants to marry you right now. He can't live without you. In 4 weeks you will be together"
4 weeks have come and gone like a breeze..
I am like even if you are scamming then at least pretend, try and do better! Ugh, it made me so mad!
I have heard which sound more legit--
"He is trying to process his feelings"
"He is busy with work, personal issues"
"He is scared of hurting you"
"New Beginnings for you"
"I see that you will have to make a choice"
"I see a female energy around him"
"very very strong connection" (in some parallel planet maybe, I have more strong connection with you guys now lol)
"just going through a phase right now"
"in time things will change" (mind = blown)
and so many more :)..it's so much fun! only the money/paying part is not..lol
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> His feelings for you scare him
This line is the biggest crock of shit of all! LOL
YUP! LOL
and at the end of the day, do you want some dude who is afraid of his feelings? turn off for sure lol.
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> I see he wants "new beginnings"
> He's working on himself so he can come back a better man.
> Busy with work
> I see "legal issues"
> His feelings for you scare him
I have forgotten most of the bullshit lines - but these are some of their 'go to' lines.
OMG I've literally heard all of those. SMH
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Sad, right?!
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Sad, right?!
YES! I cannot tell you how many times I heard the working on himself crap. that man saw no issue with his actions, so why would he work on himself (of course I say that now, in retrospect) lol.
also the legal issue came up constantly last year when I was out of control with readings. Sigh.
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in some people's cases one or more of those stock answers could be true. But in most, the POI simply isn't that into you. Idk why readers don't just say that.
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in some people's cases one or more of those stock answers could be true. But in most, the POI simply isn't that into you. Idk why readers don't just say that.
Because then they wouldn't get return calls, and make more $. Quite simple lol... :)
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in some people's cases one or more of those stock answers could be true. But in most, the POI simply isn't that into you. Idk why readers don't just say that.
Because then they wouldn't get return calls, and make more $. Quite simple lol... :)
lol yeah you're right. Sadly a lot of people fall prey to it, when from their POIs action it is so obvious the situation is going nowhere. Trust your gut guys & girls :)
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Let's not forget "mercury in retrograde" which is starting very soon! They'll have that as their answer over the next few weeks
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Let's not forget "mercury in retrograde" which is starting very soon! They'll have that as their answer over the next few weeks
OH GOD that's right! LOL. oh man, i heard that so much too. UGH please.
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Baypark lol
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Let's not forget "mercury in retrograde" which is starting very soon! They'll have that as their answer over the next few weeks
Oh God are they using that now? I've never heard that one. If we are in retrograde and we don't believe in it, never heard of it, don't get a hoot, does it still happen? Like does a tree make a noise when it falls shit (kind of).
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Let's not forget "mercury in retrograde" which is starting very soon! They'll have that as their answer over the next few weeks
Oh God are they using that now? I've never heard that one. If we are in retrograde and we don't believe in it, never heard of it, don't get a hoot, does it still happen? Like does a tree make a noise when it falls shit (kind of).
Its actually a top stock answer...followed by "its venus retrograde" They use their trivial knowledge of astrology to waste a few minutes of your call. And no folks, that is not how astrology works. If it was, the whole world would be at a standstill at that time..and we all know that is not true. Its so damn disgusting how these readers do this.
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Let's not forget "mercury in retrograde" which is starting very soon! They'll have that as their answer over the next few weeks
Oh God are they using that now? I've never heard that one. If we are in retrograde and we don't believe in it, never heard of it, don't get a hoot, does it still happen? Like does a tree make a noise when it falls shit (kind of).
Its actually a top stock answer...followed by "its venus retrograde" They use their trivial knowledge of astrology to waste a few minutes of your call. And no folks, that is not how astrology works. If it was, the whole world would be at a standstill at that time..and we all know that is not true. Its so damn disgusting how these readers do this.
LOL it's true...I mean, I do feel retrogrades can affect little things, but it's just a convenient excuse. and if we put our life on hold, or wait, everytime something is in retrograde, we just as well just eliminate half the year waiting for something that will never happen.
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How many times have I gotten a delay…after the time frame has come and gone. Many readers say that crap (well it’s been a delay), but as a reader they can never ever say what the delay was. Why is that...to string me and push the date out further? Irritating much?
Also when a reader acts like a friend and asks me to call them back to keep them posted.
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Also when a reader acts like a friend and asks me to call them back to keep them posted.
yes! That shit really irks me. Like I'd really pay by the minute to keep someone posted.
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Let's not forget "mercury in retrograde" which is starting very soon! They'll have that as their answer over the next few weeks
anytime I heard the good ol retrograde excuse, I was immediately put off and never called the reader again. It's such bullshit and has honestly never affected me to the point that it mattered 🙄
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This is pretty unrelated, but funny nonetheless - I read with Jeanne Clock ONCE and ONE TIME ONLY b/c this lady was pretty cray lol... I asked her what she saw in terms of my career and she was like "I see you doing something with crystals or being a light worker"...and I was like..what? and she also said "i see you writing a book about this" and I also was like...WHAT?? I have never been into writing or anything like that.. and she continued to keep talking over me telling me where to buy crystals .. mind you could NOT give me an answer about one thing I asked LOL..kept talking about crystals. Hysterical. I got a refund.
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This is pretty unrelated, but funny nonetheless - I read with Jeanne Clock ONCE and ONE TIME ONLY b/c this lady was pretty cray lol... I asked her what she saw in terms of my career and she was like "I see you doing something with crystals or being a light worker"...and I was like..what? and she also said "i see you writing a book about this" and I also was like...WHAT?? I have never been into writing or anything like that.. and she continued to keep talking over me telling me where to buy crystals .. mind you could NOT give me an answer about one thing I asked LOL..kept talking about crystals. Hysterical. I got a refund.
LOL!
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Basically it goes like this:
Person: Hi, can you tell me about me and (POI)?
Reader: Yes, hang on a minute while I tune into your energies (and/or) name and DOB please (and/or) add in "sure honey" "sure sweetie" etc.
Person: OK. (and/or gives DOBs and names)
Reader: Now... I'm sensing there's a lack of communication. Is that accurate?
Person: Yes!
Reader: Sorry love. When was the last time you communicated so I can better tune in on the energy?
Person: About three weeks ago
Reader: I can see that he really cares a lot for you, but these feelings overwhelm him and it's causing a lot of fear as I'm being shown he's been hurt in the past.
Reader: He doesn't know what to do with you and he doesn't want to lose you, so he takes space for himself while he processes.
Reader: Does this sound like him?
Person: actually, yes! (and adds details about past/present)
Reader: You need to be patient and DO NOT contact him. I'm seeing contact within (CHOOSE ONE: 7 days/3 weeks/3 months/before the end of the month). (and/or) It feels like (name next season).
Person: I hope so.
Reader: You have a good heart and are a very caring person so you sometimes put yourself second and forgive others more than you should.
Reader: Your time is up now honey. It goes so fast! Would you like to add?
Person: No thanks (or adds more).
Reader: Okay sweetie. try to be good to yourself and come back and update me!
Person: okay, you're the best!
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Basically it goes like this:
Person: Hi, can you tell me about me and (POI)?
Reader: Yes, hang on a minute while I tune into your energies (and/or) name and DOB please (and/or) add in "sure honey" "sure sweetie" etc.
Person: OK. (and/or gives DOBs and names)
Reader: Now... I'm sensing there's a lack of communication. Is that accurate?
Person: Yes!
Reader: Sorry love. When was the last time you communicated so I can better tune in on the energy?
Person: About three weeks ago
Reader: I can see that he really cares a lot for you, but these feelings overwhelm him and it's causing a lot of fear as I'm being shown he's been hurt in the past.
Reader: He doesn't know what to do with you and he doesn't want to lose you, so he takes space for himself while he processes.
Reader: Does this sound like him?
Person: actually, yes! (and adds details about past/present)
Reader: You need to be patient and DO NOT contact him. I'm seeing contact within (CHOOSE ONE: 7 days/3 weeks/3 months/before the end of the month). (and/or) It feels like (name next season).
Person: I hope so.
Reader: You have a good heart and are a very caring person so you sometimes put yourself second and forgive others more than you should.
Reader: Your time is up now honey. It goes so fast! Would you like to add?
Person: No thanks (or adds more).
Reader: Okay sweetie. try to be good to yourself and come back and update me!
Person: okay, you're the best!
ROFL!! OMG this sounds like Advisor Suzan....
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Hahahahaha yes it does sound like Suzan. Verbatim. "Sweetie"
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Hahahahaha yes it does sound like Suzan. Verbatim. "Sweetie"
Honey, sweetheart. OMG I fell for her stuff for so long...talk about a fairy tale reader
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I had not realized there was both a Venus and Mercury Retrograde, whatever the differences may be. Are there others?
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I had not realized there was both a Venus and Mercury Retrograde, whatever the differences may be. Are there others?
yup. Many planets go through retrograde periods.
http://www.findyourfate.com/astrology/year2017/2017-planetretrogrades.html
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Well, according to that site, here is the definition.
[All the planets in the Solar system move around the Sun as also the Earth. But from the earthly perspective it seems as if the earth is not moving, and all the planets are moving around the earth with it as the centre. This is just an optical illusion. Hence the planets appear to stop, go backward referred to as retrograde, stop again and go forward called as Direct motion. When the planets are in retrograde it is best to avoid new ventures and stick to routine jobs.]
Does this mean that because it's an optical illusion and appears that the planets go backward, it really isn't happening at all? So it's just a farce?
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Hahahahaha yes it does sound like Suzan. Verbatim. "Sweetie"
Sad part - I dont even know who that advisor is. Which totally proves I should just be an online chat advisor and make my millions. ;) does she have good reviews?? lol
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Sad part - I dont even know who that advisor is. Which totally proves I should just be an online chat advisor and make my millions. ;) does she have good reviews?? lol
http://www.keen.com/psychic-readings/love-relationships/advisor-suzan/5877103
She has enough bad reviews
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Well, according to that site, here is the definition.
[All the planets in the Solar system move around the Sun as also the Earth. But from the earthly perspective it seems as if the earth is not moving, and all the planets are moving around the earth with it as the centre. This is just an optical illusion. Hence the planets appear to stop, go backward referred to as retrograde, stop again and go forward called as Direct motion. When the planets are in retrograde it is best to avoid new ventures and stick to routine jobs.]
Does this mean that because it's an optical illusion and appears that the planets go backward, it really isn't happening at all? So it's just a farce?
As a student of astrology, it is not a farce. Astrologers assign a meaning to it because retrograde can affect people that were born with a retrograde planet in their chart. Symbolically, it means that the planets energies are reversed..and astrology deals a lot with symbolism that can show to be real in your life. So although it dosen't literally happen, it happens when it comes to astrology. It is just that the value of it has been watered down to "everyone is always effected by retrograde planets" when it is absolutely not the case.
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yep! Basically every reading I've ever had - verbatim!
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"Don't reach out to him. Let him come to you. He needs to feel like the man, and men need to chase" (or any variation of that)
If I had a dollar for every reader that's told me that lol. Like sure, to a point I understand the "no contact rule" and that you can't be the only one making an effort, but also I highly disagree with NEVER reaching out to someone. Personally I know with my POI he gets more turned off when you don't reach out because he doesn't like the whole one-way street that so many people suggest (learned that one the hard way)
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"Don't reach out to him. Let him come to you. He needs to feel like the man, and men need to chase" (or any variation of that)
If I had a dollar for every reader that's told me that lol. Like sure, to a point I understand the "no contact rule" and that you can't be the only one making an effort, but also I highly disagree with NEVER reaching out to someone. Personally I know with my POI he gets more turned off when you don't reach out because he doesn't like the whole one-way street that so many people suggest (learned that one the hard way)
I get the same time for my poi too don't reach out to her let her come to you bullshit thing.
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He/she care for you
hot and cold
came close then back off
if they care for you why do they goes on week without texting you or don't bother texting you back.
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I have heard all those BUT I have got the "he loves and cares for you ..no question"but he just ISNOT ready ..which is more honest than those mentioned previously :)
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Yes, have gotten all these lines too! Funny how he sure was ready to marry someone else!
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Reading all of these answers puts things in perspective for me... I have received every single answer on this post from a reading at one point or another. It really does show that 98 percent of the psychics on keen if not 100 percent are totally fake!
He cares about you
there is a deep spiritual connection or there is a soul mate connection past life connection
he's been hurt from someone in the past
he's scared of the connection/his feelings, it's too strong
he's confused he's hot and cold one foot in one foot out
he's not ready for commitment/ he's immature
he needs to feel like the man
he has a wall up
he's preoccupied with work
There is a female from the past coming in who gives him a lot of trouble
I feel like a FOOL. Such basic lines. If they are really tapping in, why are they all using the same lines for every client?
Seriously I should start writing down my readings and use them as scripts and go work for keen. I would have all the tools needed and i could charge 9.99 a min. I feel so played.
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Reading all of these answers puts things in perspective for me... I have received every single answer on this post from a reading at one point or another. It really does show that 98 percent of the psychics on keen if not 100 percent are totally fake!
He cares about you
there is a deep spiritual connection or there is a soul mate connection past life connection
he's been hurt from someone in the past
he's scared of the connection/his feelings, it's too strong
he's confused he's hot and cold one foot in one foot out
he's not ready for commitment/ he's immature
he needs to feel like the man
he has a wall up
he's preoccupied with work
There is a female from the past coming in who gives him a lot of trouble
I feel like a FOOL. Such basic lines. If they are really tapping in, why are they all using the same lines for every client?
Seriously I should start writing down my readings and use them as scripts and go work for keen. I would have all the tools needed and i could charge 9.99 a min. I feel so played.
You're not alone. Trust me. We eventually learn and stop calling. They run a very good scam :(
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Reading all of these answers puts things in perspective for me... I have received every single answer on this post from a reading at one point or another. It really does show that 98 percent of the psychics on keen if not 100 percent are totally fake!
He cares about you
there is a deep spiritual connection or there is a soul mate connection past life connection
he's been hurt from someone in the past
he's scared of the connection/his feelings, it's too strong
he's confused he's hot and cold one foot in one foot out
he's not ready for commitment/ he's immature
he needs to feel like the man
he has a wall up
he's preoccupied with work
There is a female from the past coming in who gives him a lot of trouble
I feel like a FOOL. Such basic lines. If they are really tapping in, why are they all using the same lines for every client?
Seriously I should start writing down my readings and use them as scripts and go work for keen. I would have all the tools needed and i could charge 9.99 a min. I feel so played.
You're not alone. Trust me. We eventually learn and stop calling. They run a very good scam :(
Yes they do. I have always known this deep down, but keep coming back for readings ...to search out someone who is authentic .. yet never seem to find them. I guess psychics don't really exist, yet i still have a desire to call when i'm being ignored by my POI. I wonder if these "psychics" ever feel guilty or bad about lying and giving false hope to people.
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wanted to bring 7-year old thread up. It's 2024, readers' stock answers haven't changed much. Those lines still apply, maybe because male human's commitment phobia hasn't changed much... ::)