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Title: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Zee on May 20, 2014, 05:02:15 PM
While scrolling through the $2 or less readers, I came across this one and thought the review was one of the funniest negative ratings I've seen in a while http://www.keen.com/psychic-readings/tarot-readers/krys-britton/10103909

5/19/14 georgina72
i asked you for a reading for my bf is he cheating because i had a gut feeling you told me NO he is at a bar with friends with music drinking, I told you he dont drink or ever go to bars, Well I still didnt believe it so I took a drove to his dads shop and found him having sex and smoking dope behind his truck, So you were way off on my question
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: psychicgirlie on May 20, 2014, 05:14:54 PM
Oh noooo that's horrible lol
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Dnj1984 on May 20, 2014, 05:34:58 PM
Lmao!! This made me laugh hysterically! Lol 
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: sagitira on May 20, 2014, 09:56:32 PM
ouch! for that i'd be asking for money back...the shock this person must have experience when seeing the guy having sex...o my.....did make me laugh though ..
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: glamgal on August 07, 2016, 11:55:29 PM
The quote below..."burn those wrong cards" LMAO Im dying ya'll


YOU WERE WRONG POINT BLANK PERIOD! YOU TOLD ME THAT M WOULD KEEP CHASING A WOMAN THAT CAN'T HAVE KiDS AND EVENTUALLY GET HER PREGNANT OMG. NOT ONLY DID HE DUMP HER YESTERDAY I TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST AND FOUND OUT I WAS PREGNANT AND YES ITS HIS I TOLD HIM AND HE'S HAPPY. BURN THOSE WRONG CARDS.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: allibai3 on August 08, 2016, 12:18:09 AM
The quote below..."burn those wrong cards" LMAO Im dying ya'll


YOU WERE WRONG POINT BLANK PERIOD! YOU TOLD ME THAT M WOULD KEEP CHASING A WOMAN THAT CAN'T HAVE KiDS AND EVENTUALLY GET HER PREGNANT OMG. NOT ONLY DID HE DUMP HER YESTERDAY I TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST AND FOUND OUT I WAS PREGNANT AND YES ITS HIS I TOLD HIM AND HE'S HAPPY. BURN THOSE WRONG CARDS.

LMFAOOOO burn those wrong cards lmfao i'm dying.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: glamgal on August 08, 2016, 12:20:38 AM
Me too like I was seriously laughing out loud like SERIOUSLY.....
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: HornetKick on March 20, 2019, 03:24:37 AM
Advisor: https://www.keen.com/Advisor%20Vera55

meme83
Terrible. I asked her what's the 911 angel number means. She said it's the cops (lolz). What the beep? I asked her about a person and she said she don't do mind reading in the evening, call her back in the morning. What are these fake psychics doing on keen destroying people instead of helping people.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Dreamer23 on March 20, 2019, 12:17:03 PM
These are hilarious!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: ArcherBullFish on March 21, 2019, 02:43:29 AM
Advisor: https://www.keen.com/Advisor%20Vera55

meme83
Terrible. I asked her what's the 911 angel number means. She said it's the cops (lolz). What the beep? I asked her about a person and she said she don't do mind reading in the evening, call her back in the morning. What are these fake psychics doing on keen destroying people instead of helping people.

LMAO
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Sooshi on March 22, 2019, 03:43:43 AM
Looks like FLOWERS27 has been at it again. Still wondering what her deal is. 

https://www.keen.com/psychic-readings/tarot-readers/ifera/
2/4/2019 
I'm not sure what I felt about her although she was nice. ........ she said I would get a job offer very quickly and that it would be mid April. ....... so I told her that's not my idea of very quickly.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: aquagirl on March 22, 2019, 05:58:24 PM
lol see i wouldn't not use these readers based on these comments, because you can see there is something off with the client.  The one felt like it was completely made up so she could get her money back.  over the years i've read some of the most ridiculous reviews that weren't fair to the reader at all. 

"I had a gut feeling you told me......" I'm confused is she rating the advisor on what she thinks the advisor was going to tell her? Or poorly written?
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Sooshi on March 22, 2019, 09:26:44 PM
Yeah, I agree. Given the above review and knowing that FLOWERS27 has been looking for a job for YEARS made me pause for a second and laugh because 2 months would be a short amount of time in comparison.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Sooshi on March 25, 2019, 09:26:48 PM
Yeesh, get a load of this one.

2 days ago  Member91719720  chat
My angels can burn. I least expect to get pregnabt every month since I have been trying for 2 years. Good to know i am going to have another lousy year. I hope god, mary, jesus and every angel in heaven burn. Disgusting spirit guides I spit on you to far down below.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: aquagirl on March 25, 2019, 09:53:29 PM
Yeesh, get a load of this one.

2 days ago  Member91719720  chat
My angels can burn. I least expect to get pregnabt every month since I have been trying for 2 years. Good to know i am going to have another lousy year. I hope god, mary, jesus and every angel in heaven burn. Disgusting spirit guides I spit on you to far down below.

I just can't , wow , that's really some sort of special.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: njlady on March 26, 2019, 10:20:41 PM
Yeesh, get a load of this one.

2 days ago  Member91719720  chat
My angels can burn. I least expect to get pregnabt every month since I have been trying for 2 years. Good to know i am going to have another lousy year. I hope god, mary, jesus and every angel in heaven burn. Disgusting spirit guides I spit on you to far down below.

Sounds like she would make a great mom.   :o
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: happyk on March 26, 2019, 10:29:33 PM
Yeesh, get a load of this one.

2 days ago  Member91719720  chat
My angels can burn. I least expect to get pregnabt every month since I have been trying for 2 years. Good to know i am going to have another lousy year. I hope god, mary, jesus and every angel in heaven burn. Disgusting spirit guides I spit on you to far down below.
Poor lady. I feel for her. That frustration...
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: PinkyD on March 26, 2019, 10:40:17 PM
Yeesh, get a load of this one.

2 days ago  Member91719720  chat
My angels can burn. I least expect to get pregnabt every month since I have been trying for 2 years. Good to know i am going to have another lousy year. I hope god, mary, jesus and every angel in heaven burn. Disgusting spirit guides I spit on you to far down below.

Sounds like she would make a great mom.
  :o

LOLed so hard at this 😂😂😂
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Fidget1028 on March 26, 2019, 11:21:06 PM
Yeesh, get a load of this one.

2 days ago  Member91719720  chat
My angels can burn. I least expect to get pregnabt every month since I have been trying for 2 years. Good to know i am going to have another lousy year. I hope god, mary, jesus and every angel in heaven burn. Disgusting spirit guides I spit on you to far down below.
Poor lady. I feel for her. That frustration...

Right? I've probably been this lady a few times. Lmao...in fact, I call my spirit guide Clarence...like It's a Wonderful Life. He's still practicing to get his wings...
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: happyk on March 27, 2019, 01:24:59 AM
Yeesh, get a load of this one.

2 days ago  Member91719720  chat
My angels can burn. I least expect to get pregnabt every month since I have been trying for 2 years. Good to know i am going to have another lousy year. I hope god, mary, jesus and every angel in heaven burn. Disgusting spirit guides I spit on you to far down below.
Poor lady. I feel for her. That frustration...

Right? I've probably been this lady a few times. Lmao...in fact, I call my spirit guide Clarence...like It's a Wonderful Life. He's still practicing to get his wings...

My spirit guide probably has horns and a tail. Poor woman. I have been there many many times too. For example right now and yesterday and the day before....
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: glamgal on September 27, 2019, 04:26:40 PM
Yeah, I agree. Given the above review and knowing that FLOWERS27 has been looking for a job for YEARS made me pause for a second and laugh because 2 months would be a short amount of time in comparison.

So I saw Flowers27 has struck again....looking for a job on First Daylights review. Like damn girl lol.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: HornetKick on April 18, 2020, 03:41:03 AM
Reader: equalhalf64 on Keen.

1 Star: 9/18/2019 User790184
Sound likes she’s drunk

1 Star: 9/17/2019 User242473
Did not feel any sort of connection whatsoever. Wasn't impressed to say the least. Actually, I would say I am very disappointed, seeing how I've never had a reading done before. I guess I expected to feel like I didn't just throw X amount of money out the window. I asked about a situation that I could get info on via internet myself and after asking her her thoughts on the situation, she told me to look it up?!?! Ok.. clearly Wasted time and money on the obvious things I had known prior to deciding to call for some insight and reassurance.

1 Star: 3/3/2020 User58495821
Waste of money .. I felt like i was taliking to my grandmother about my realtionship
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: HornetKick on December 23, 2020, 07:23:06 PM

https://www.keen.com/psychic-readings/clairvoyant-jostlyn/5360369

1 Star: 3/20/2020 User893466
I will never call back she didnt no anything i had to tell her everything and she just kept saying that sucks! No she sucked

1 Star: 3/25/2020 mcymande9
Ended the chat 2x. The last time she asked if I was female...said her eye was twitching and disconnected. No explination just ended.

1 Star: 2/18/2020 Member326414
a real Ass ... wasted my money
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: court1130 on December 23, 2020, 08:11:00 PM
😂😂😂😂 this thread has made me day

Lmao agreed!
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: HornetKick on June 06, 2021, 02:00:52 AM
This guy: Ron Knows what he is thinking on Keen.
His profile picture is of his muscle and I couldn't understand what the purpose of that was and how it helps anyone. Just effing odd.

https://www.keen.com/psychic-readings/ron-knows-what-he-is-thinking/11330933
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Truthfromrosie on June 06, 2021, 01:46:26 PM
This guy: Ron Knows what he is thinking on Keen.
His profile picture is of his muscle and I couldn't understand what the purpose of that was and how it helps anyone. Just effing odd.

https://www.keen.com/psychic-readings/ron-knows-what-he-is-thinking/11330933

Just to let everyone know he is an idiot
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Sooshi on June 06, 2021, 09:07:55 PM
This guy: Ron Knows what he is thinking on Keen.
His profile picture is of his muscle and I couldn't understand what the purpose of that was and how it helps anyone. Just effing odd.

https://www.keen.com/psychic-readings/ron-knows-what-he-is-thinking/11330933

He's probably a narcissist. They often put their photos where they shouldn't. I knew one that attached his headshot to his resume, and he wasn't in a field where that would expected, helpful or even appropriate. And he wasn't good looking either.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Joy on June 07, 2021, 01:24:05 AM
This is by far the best thread! LOL!  ;D
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Natashanyc on June 07, 2021, 02:27:47 AM
Yeah, I agree. Given the above review and knowing that FLOWERS27 has been looking for a job for YEARS made me pause for a second and laugh because 2 months would be a short amount of time in comparison.

So I saw Flowers27 has struck again....looking for a job on First Daylights review. Like damn girl lol.




I wonder if she ever found a job lmao she been looking since 2014
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: glamgal on June 09, 2021, 04:13:48 AM
Yeah, I agree. Given the above review and knowing that FLOWERS27 has been looking for a job for YEARS made me pause for a second and laugh because 2 months would be a short amount of time in comparison.

So I saw Flowers27 has struck again....looking for a job on First Daylights review. Like damn girl lol.


Haha Hell no she hasn’t



I wonder if she ever found a job lmao she been looking since 2014
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Truthfromrosie on July 13, 2021, 01:01:45 PM
Clairvoyant Jostlyn

10/7/2020  User513074 
I called her about my friend. My friend has a severe fetish impairment that distracts him at all times. He is absolutely addicted to feet. He never shuts up about how much he likes feet. Her advice was to ignore his love of feet, and whenever he talks about sucking toes, me and all his friends should just ignore him. We have tried this on multiple occasions but he keeps talking about his love of big beefy feet. Not sure what to do still.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: HornetKick on January 10, 2023, 03:44:13 PM
hyogor

12/9/2022  User299828
Advisor doesn’t listen when im asking questions, jumps to conclusions i used half of my money on [t]his loon
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: HornetKick on April 29, 2023, 04:49:35 PM
AWAKEN TO ME

4/7/2023  bbblady41
Just awful if you don’t ask her nothing then she can’t say nothing

12/7/2022  User40444470
Not what I wanted at all did not get any kind of advice. I asked questions and she told me she couldn’t answer them like why.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: HornetKick on April 29, 2023, 04:57:41 PM
FRANK MICHEL

11/3/2022  User03641643
OMG WHAT A CROCK


9/12/2022   Member48986452
he really didn't help me with much this time and life moves on in limbo


8/3/2022  User32480538
Bland, not intuitive. Sorry guy, but I get more from a 20 minute meditation than I did from you.

   
7/29/2022  Nmw581
he was very kind but nothing psychic did not answer any questions and kept sending me information from links again helpful but not psychic and nothing answered


5/14/2022  User752080
Waste of time and money just beat around the bush with your answers. No clarity again wasn't of time
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: HornetKick on April 29, 2023, 05:27:01 PM
True Will Tarot

12/23/2022  User66308882
Completely and utterly wrong in everything that was said. Don’t waste your time or your money. My cat could do better
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Army on April 30, 2023, 03:56:38 AM
READER - mel1111


11/10/2022  User37812875 

I asked a question about love and she said a male woukd come into my life. Im a straight male. I like girls.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: HornetKick on February 25, 2024, 05:18:00 PM
I'm going to try Deborah Mills just because her rates are not overly greedy but I saw this comment from a caller and just thought it was amusing.

User88980215
02/14/2024 - Chat
Last time she said my fiancé would come home and stay and love me. He did come home, but to take his stuff and leave and break off the engagement not to stay and love me like she said. She now says he will be back in February because our souls are connected. Ill be back to update if this is indeed true.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: Mina on February 25, 2024, 05:37:56 PM
I was thinking of starting a thread reviews of something of this nature. But it’s sadly not so funny on the receiving end, of this user

This one is of “PBB” psychic bright blessing from the week of the Feb 13 2022 (so it is gone, but I did screenshot it) it reads with one star:

Completely opposite has happened to what was predicted. He did contact me but it was not in the way she said. He threatened me with going to the police so he's definitely not feeling like he's done something wrong. We definitely won't be reconciling.
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: sai07 on February 26, 2024, 02:22:59 AM
Advisor: https://www.keen.com/Advisor%20Vera55

meme83
Terrible. I asked her what's the 911 angel number means. She said it's the cops (lolz). What the beep? I asked her about a person and she said she don't do mind reading in the evening, call her back in the morning. What are these fake psychics doing on keen destroying people instead of helping people.

OMG this was too funny. WTF call back in the morning????
Title: Re: KEEN Funny Reviews
Post by: dragonflyer on February 27, 2024, 09:06:08 PM
The funniest I saw was somebody complaining that the reader fell asleep and snored during the reading, LOL