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Calleronhiatus:
The funniest thing a reader ever said to me was that she saw my ex doing drugs in a red car and I should offer him help. It wasn't the least bit true. She made it sound so intense. It was someone on PsychicAccess.

britbrat:
JIM1537 on keen told me that my ex husband was going to give me an std and get another woman pregnant. None of this ever happen btw, but the thing was he told me one of my deceased relatives were coming through giving this information. He is a very negative man I think he hates men. This was before we were even engaged or married and he never cheated.

njlady:

--- Quote from: britbrat on July 16, 2017, 07:44:39 PM ---JIM1537 on keen told me that my ex husband was going to give me an std and get another woman pregnant. None of this ever happen btw, but the thing was he told me one of my deceased relatives were coming through giving this information. He is a very negative man I think he hates men. This was before we were even engaged or married and he never cheated.

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I used to get readings from him way back in 2002 or thereabouts.  He wasn't all gloom and doom  and was very nice to me. I know he has been a real downer for a lot of people, but he helped me a lot. Something really bad happened to me and I felt like he was the only person I could talk to about it.  He was very honest and admitted that he hadn't seen it coming at all. I haven't spoken to him in about 14 years, but it's good to see he is still around.

bluebelle:

--- Quote from: mystery123 on July 15, 2017, 01:21:00 PM ---Ooh! I have so many from bad readers which i don't remember except the one when a reader Marceejay I think asked me if I am asking about love connection or looking to get some orgasms.. :-X :-X .. and once a reader told me the guy thinks from his penis.
but from the good ones they have mostly been WTF statements-- like something so trivial which doesn't involve or concern me and they take 2-3 minutes explaining it. Makes me mad!

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OMG that's hilarious!  I read with Marceejay a LONG time ago, yea a big no.  LOL

I guess my funniest (kinda) was with happy2174 or something, she told me first call the guy I was calling about was  "whore" and kept repeating it LOL.  second call he was a nice guy  ::)
don't ask what made me call back a second time LOLOL

Also waterqueene:  asked her about a job situation earlier this year, was wondering about my boss retiring.  she said the company will not let you go even if your boss retires.  My boss IS the company, and if he retires, that's it!  LOL.  she even threw in something like she sees me sitting across the desk from a dark haired woman, LOL..no such person.  Was like she was making it all up.

5neatguysGAL:
That's funny about Happy2174. I guess "whores" can repent and be nice, haha!!!

For me, a psychic once said, "Now, [my real name], this man cannot keep an erection."

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